Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.
And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat. The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.
ALL OF THIS
ageofdesiderata, via ruinedchildhood)
The liquor one killed me
vicious-seamonkey, via backintohell)
baelor, via wompwompmo)
rachellweisz, via ruinedchildhood)
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
Book borrowing is the biggest form of true love it’s like, “Here’s a piece of my soul that I think you would enjoy.”
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
ofsquidgyandkellin: Selfish Machines + snaps
inspired by x
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods
did you just make an egg pun
I’m just afraid I don’t have a generous heart.
michaelaconlin, via michaelaconlin)
It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.
this makes me so angry
Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as
'they lead them on' or 'did you see what they were wearing' I casually interrupt them and ask if . 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?' IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. spoiler1001
this is what we’ve been looking for
halfbunny, via findingoutisnttheworstpart)
Jennifer Lawrence in Madonna’s party.
jenniferlawrenceshrader, via ruinedchildhood)
Like a girl.
"Why can’t run like a girl also mean ‘win the race?"
::reaches for tissues cuz some invisible person is peeling onions::
Fuck your house.
OMG I’m dying
poyzn, via effortlessly)